Kate Gosselin Holiday Album in the Works?
Fri, 02 Jul 2010 09:45:09
Our friends at PopEater are reporting that Kate Gosselin, who like a cockroach, seems to be able to survive a nuclear holocaust, wants to release a holiday record featuring her eight kids crooning religious holiday classics.
Will this woman ever go away? Can the 15 minutes finally tick off the clock and she can fade back into obscurity? She has never seemed like a particularly sympathetic person; I never watched the show but I remember flipping through the channels once and stopping to view the show for a second, and seeing her talk down to Jon, who is no prize and I am not defending him here, like he was some bum off the street. I can't blame him for wanting to get out of that misery!
"Kate is pitching a CD of holiday songs sung by herself and all her children," a record executive toldPopEater sleuth Rob Shuter. "She sees herself as a modern day Maria from 'The Sound of Music,' except this time the family singers won't be the Von Trap family, they would be the Gosselins." A modern day Maria? You've got to be fucking kidding me. I really hope this news is a farce.
Would you listen to a Kate Plus Eight holiday compilation? I'd rather listen to Muzak and kazoos 24/7.