Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM Device Triggered, Warrant Issued for Her Arrest
Wed, 09 Jun 2010 09:15:07
Either someone spilled some alcohol on her anklet, since, you know, we all drink on the foot at swanky celebrity events, or she was consuming, because Lindsay Lohan's court-ordered SCRAM device, which is on her person at all times to detect if she drinks any alcohol, went off on Sunday night during an MTV Movie Awards after party. It was not determined if the alcohol was detected in LiLo's system or if the unit was tampered with. If Lohan was consuming naughty, unapproved beverages, she could face jail time, since the whole point of a SCRAM is to keep her off the sauce, since she acts like an even bigger jackass when intoxicated.
Judge Marsha Revel responded quickly, determining that LiLo violated the terms of her probation, upping her bail to $200,000, and setting a hearing for July 6. Lohan sent a flurry of profanity-laden Tweets with spelling errors, denying that her SCRAM went off. Sure it didn't. This train wreck is too good for words, is it not?
Do you think Lohan was drinking or did someone spill a beverage on her?