Excrement Brothers

Not much is known about this mysterious twosome. Pee-Pee and Poo-Poo Rodriguez speak very briefly and without much introspection. They are all business. They do not waste precious time on frivilous conversation. They are artists. We can tell you that they are Mexican immigrants, mentally unstable, and finished with their debut album. But, for those that might be interested, we can offer a short account of our first meeting with the Excrement Brothers...

In 1999 Justin Curfman and Derick Haight, owners of Bitchintat Records, were eating in a little restaurant in a little town called Marietta, Georgia - which was recently a filming location for the hit television show "24". Their heavenly country fried steaks with white gravy and mashed potatoes was interrupted by a Mexican duo conducting a performance/musical act on a sidewalk outside the restaurant. The brothers performed a simple but effective piece called "We Blapped 'til We Bled". In this piece the Excrement Brothers wore bright colored Hawaiian-style shorts, flip-flops, rainbow-colored ponchos, and sombreros cluttered with sequins and tassels while dancing a little jig during the instrumental breaks of the song. But during the chorus of the song the two would squeeze a turkey-baster filled with Brunswick stew that was adhered to the inside of the shorts. The warm fragrant stew would then spill out, soak through their shorts, and ooze its way down into their soiled brown socks. To the observant eye this was a gag, but many spectators thought that the brothers were shitting on themselves. Though disgusted, the viewers grew in number and cringed with disgusted anticipation for each of the song's choruses.

After "We Blapped 'til We Bled" the brothers took a short break to wash up - they promised an encore for the audience. No one left. While waiting for the brothers to return Derick and Justin suggested to each other that these "Excrement Brothers" should be a part of Bitchintat, either as musicians or as a performance duo. Little did they know that these Excrement Brothers would become both!

After a few moments passed the two returned to an applauding public. They each wore a flesh-colored latex bodysuit filled with lightweight silicone as did a perfectly choreographed hip-hop dance to their song "Disco-Slurry Balls". They flung their arms and legs about the sidewalk - silicone hit the audience like sterile gobs of semen, but they loved it. One hour later Pee-Pee and Poo-Poo Rodgiuez: The Excrement Brothers were offered a contract from Bitchintat Records to record one full-length album... they signed.

Pee-Pee and Poo-Poo went on to work with Bitchintat Records for nearly two and a half years to complete their epic self-titled release in the summer of 2003. Having no musical training and very little natural ability the two worked tirelessly along side the musical genius of Justin Curfman, Derick Haight - also known as the "songwriting Shakespeare", and internationally respected Wesley "Styles" Carden - master of sales and marketing. The results will prove to be legendary.