chuck norris (yes, THE chuck norris)

Height: 10'
Weight: 4,000lbs
Ethnicity: 1/8th Cherokee (this has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian!)
Distinguishing Features: There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


Once thought to be hung like a horse, but upon further review... horses (the lucky ones) are in fact hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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