In this comedy based on a play by Herb Gardner, a zany, disparate couple tries to beat the odds and stay together. The man runs a posh private school and cannot see why his lover prefers teaching in the Lower East Side where they were raised. The two temporarily split, and each of them has an ...more
MPAA Rating: PG | Year: 1977 | Running Time: 103 minutes
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Thieves was written by (and based on a play by) Herb Gardner, a writer who can be enormously funny but whose characters and plots often feel contrived and artificial. In Thieves, that contrivance and artificiality are in full bloom, but the humor withers on the vine. There are some good moments, most of them resulting from quirky incidences involving minor characters, such as an eternally sleeping doorman who turns out to be dead; indeed, the supporting characters as a whole come of better than ...more
- Marlo Thomas - Sally Cramer
- Charles Grodin - Martin Cramer
- Irwin Corey - Joe Kaminsky
- Hector Elizondo - Man Below
- Mercedes McCambridge - Street Lady
- Janet Colazzo - Marianna
- Ian Martin - Devlin
- Norman Matlock - Mr. Night
- Jess Osuna - Gilbey
- Larry B. Scott - Carlton
- Joan Kaye - Flo
- Bob Fosse - Mr. Day
- Lee Wallace - Harry
- Zvee Scooler - Old Man
- Albert T. Viola - Director
- John Berry - Director
- George Barrie - Producer
- Herb Gardner - Screenwriter
- Robert Gundlach - Art Director
- Albert Wolsky - Costume Designer
- Burt Bluestein - First Assistant Director
- Craig McKay - Editor
- Shel Silverstein - Composer (Music Score)
- Mike Miller - Composer (Music Score)
- Jule Styne - Composer (Music Score)
- Jule Styne - Songwriter
- Thomas E. Case - Makeup
- Robert Laden - Makeup





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